10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com