10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."