10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- It's Free To Fold...
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is for loners.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!