10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- if u play for the thrill u are ill