10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.