10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak