10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek