10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"