10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it