10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon