10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth