10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT