10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."