10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.