10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!