10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword