10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.