10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.