10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine