10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz