10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986