10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.