10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."