10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fold and live to fold again
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez