10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Welcome to kicker school
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain