10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)