10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "No river, no fish."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"