10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Welcome to kicker school
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker