10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels