10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You have to piss with the dick you have