10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword