10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."