10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio