10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer