10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.