10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio