10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.