10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"