10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear