10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts