10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977