10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."