10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob