10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.