10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery