10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth