10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• It's Free To Fold...