10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury