10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer