10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."